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Funny online dating one liners

Published: 08.01.2018

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Humorous one-liners, quotations Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me; I know.

I just wish there was more I could do, ya know? Add your one liner to our site and see how good it is. Share your own jokes and feedback in the Comment box. Are you a singularity?

One hot summer night in , Steve had his first date with Susie.

We'd make the cutest lesbian couple. Warning Over 'Shocking' Levels Of Salt In Sausages Including Veggie Options. I shouldn't tell you this one cuz I'm female It can be pretty fun to chat to randoms on Twitter or the blogosphere, but when it comes to forming deep, personal relationships, I just don't think you can get a proper feel for a person unless you've met them.

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    1. Antoxa_Gorbunov - 12.01.2018 in 19:42

      StoreStatSource ezflaun, 47, And maybe just maybe we could kick it.

      Slim_Shady - 14.01.2018 in 15:00

      You must have mirrors in your pants, cause I can see myself between your legs

      Dima_Link - 24.01.2018 in 15:02

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      Dima_Karpechenko - 01.02.2018 in 04:30

      I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead!

      Dreks_Varnin - 08.02.2018 in 08:45

      She invited him in, and asked him what they planned to do on their date.

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