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Corny one liners

Published: 12.02.2017

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? Why did the chicken get a penalty?

Jul 15, 2011 · Read a few in a different forum and thought why not? "What'd the lamp say to the man? Nothing. A lamp is an inanimate object." "Two men walked.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road? We make perfect cents. What did the duck say to the bartender? The food is amazing, but I've heard its got no atmosphere What did the man say to the wall?

Because he was out-standing in his field.

Home Browse Search Submit a One-liner. Toggle Width Language English US. What do you call bears with no ears? They take the school buzz, of course! Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. Don't worry, I've got you covered!

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In the dictionary Q: Because he took a short cut. What kind of bird sticks to sweaters? I saw your gerbil at the bar last night. Because they can't break the ice.

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